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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 102 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 165 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your siblings ditch you in your time of need, just like that one sister who couldn’t make it to their own mom’s funeral. But don’t worry, we won’t ditch you like she did!
Experience the thrill of setting up funeral arrangements and obituaries, all while dealing with siblings who can’t be bothered to show up. And hey, if you need a break from all the family drama, just hop on over to our server and build some epic structures instead.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because at least here, you won’t have to deal with emo cover bands and concert drama. Plus, we promise not to storm out of any burials or funerals – unless it’s to grab some snacks for our gaming marathon. Join now for a dysfunctional family experience like no other!
