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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4044 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1477 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Imagine a world where your siblings ditch you in your time of need, just like that one sister who couldn’t make it to their own mom’s funeral. But don’t worry, we won’t ditch you like she did!
Experience the thrill of setting up funeral arrangements and obituaries, all while dealing with siblings who can’t be bothered to show up. And hey, if you need a break from all the family drama, just hop on over to our server and build some epic structures instead.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because at least here, you won’t have to deal with emo cover bands and concert drama. Plus, we promise not to storm out of any burials or funerals – unless it’s to grab some snacks for our gaming marathon. Join now for a dysfunctional family experience like no other!
