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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2472 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 229 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.
Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.
Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.