Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	792382	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Emeralds Found:	7644
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Animals Bred:	97	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	9579
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	502266
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	6605	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	1633	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Potions Brewed:	72
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.