Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	652	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	994927	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7010
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2222	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1576	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ores Mined:	5752	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	980204
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.