Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Love Letters Sent:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	296
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mines Excavated:	3053
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	1605

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4577

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	164

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	601
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.