Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	562	Dragon Eggs Found:	5483
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Emeralds Found:	8561	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Items Found:	7800
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	196

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Ores Mined:	5272	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3977	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.