Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4506	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Ores Mined:	9338
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	148
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	237
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	210	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”