Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8347
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2369
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	160	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2056
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1426	Dragon Eggs Found:	6776
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.