Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	404	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	177

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	355
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	785	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.