Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6945	Farms Harvested:	808
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	1243	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	7233	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	304
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	3142
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	949478
Players Killed by Monsters:	1275	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!