Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	138	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	389	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	125	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Crops Grown:	1013

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9065	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8354	Enchantments Applied:	288
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5626	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.