Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4109	Mines Excavated:	3100
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4042	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Farms Harvested:	492
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Farms Harvested:	712	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.