Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	18579	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	8963	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	2795
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
New Chunks Explored:	393897	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!