Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7007

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	564974

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	1312
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	8744
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	69
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4608	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!