Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4532	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4243	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ores Mined:	1547	Animals Bred:	90
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5862
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1020	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.