Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Crops Grown:	9147	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6605	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	61	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	477825	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ores Mined:	6404
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5346	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8303
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Divine Spears Created:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8645	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	3648

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.