Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Items Found:	6329	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	103
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	1320	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2506
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4933	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Potions Brewed:	74
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	442138	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.