Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	594
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Void Gems Collected:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crops Grown:	7993

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	8580

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.