Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	656699	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	5021
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.