Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crops Grown:	9171	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	193

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2153	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	145
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1832	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.