Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7388
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	646781	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6844	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9249
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8081	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ores Mined:	4604
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.