Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Emeralds Found:	5072
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	675	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Animals Bred:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	1724	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8871
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.