Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Animals Bred:	122

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1374
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	6637
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	182

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3561	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mines Excavated:	2306
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.