Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
New Chunks Explored:	32272	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ores Mined:	7006

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5310
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	8819	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	640893	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1321	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!