Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBone

Survival, Towny

We have created a new server called HiveFun: We have the following modalities: Survival Towny RPG Soon: SkyBlock-Eventos We hope to see you soon! IP: play.hivefun.es

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Carboncraft

Introducing CarbonCraft – where Minecraft takes on a thrilling new dimension!

Dive into the boundless world of CarbonCraft, the ultimate Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines your Minecraft journey in ways you never thought possible.

Picture this:

🌟 A bustling in-game economy that breathes life into every block you break.🌍 Claim your own slice of paradise with Land Claim, building your dreams without a worry.🏡 Create your personal warps, a teleportation network at your fingertips.🛒 Immerse yourself in the bustling marketplace with Player Shops.🏡 Navigate with ease using Sethome, TPA, RTP, and never feel lost again.📈 Take on exciting jobs, amassing wealth and influence.❤️ Experience the adventure of a lifetime with Marriage and skill progression.✨ Unearth the power of Custom Enchantments, supercharging your gear.⛏️ Elevate your mining game to new depths, and fish like never before with Custom Mining and Fishing.🌟 Rise through the ranks with Free Vote Ranks and revel in daily login bonuses.…and that’s just the beginning!

CarbonCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a thriving community of passionate adventurers. Our seasoned, expert staff team is here to be your guiding stars on this epic journey.

Join us, be a part of our vibrant, welcoming community, and embark on an adventure like no other. What are you waiting for? The CarbonCraft experience awaits you. Join the revolution today! 🔥🌍🌟

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftTime

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

This is a new faction server so watch out for small fails or things there need to be added but i think in a year this well be 1 of the biggest faction server so help ous make it big and join now and be the ultimeate craftlegend see you on the server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minepvp

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

You will find the following on our server:

Splegg, Bedwars, Survival Games, Mobarena, Parkour, Quiz, PvP, Survival, 1vs, Creative, Spleff, Skyblock, Survival plots

Our android app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wMinepvp

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Spacemc network

Box, Survival

We are a new BoxPvP and Survival server for 1.12.2 – 1.20.2, we are waiting for all of you who like to enter and try the server, if you vote for us you will receive prizes in the different modalities.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BastionMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We get it, we really do. You’re tired of Minecraft aren’t you? The endless server hopping. The pay to win “OP” servers, the endless amount of “networks” being set up by 12 year olds that are too invested in daddy’s credit card, Minecraft really just doesn’t feel like Minecraft anymore does it?

Whoever you are, wherever you came from. Thank your lucky stars that you’ve found us because we’re also tired of all the garbage, we too, miss the nostalgia of loading up your first singleplayer world back in inf dev, alpha, beta, whichever era you come from.

Again, let me welcome you to Bastion MC where our motto is that we’re the “Last Bastion in Gaming” and more specifically in Minecraft. We aim to offer you that old feeling of playing Minecraft in a community where players interact with one another on the basis of trust and friendship. While there is PvP, it’s only there to enhance the feeling of survival and vanilla Minecraft. We aren’t “insert ridiculous giant server name here” we’re simply a small scale Survival Minecraft Server put together by people like you, who just want to play the game the way it was meant to be played.

BastionMC is the final product of my 5 years of playing Minecraft. Everything that I’ve ever learned, experienced, or felt while playing this game has been poured into this server to give you the best possible playing experience we can create. Along with the help of Cbfstudios, another long time Minecraft player and fan, we’ve pooled our knowledge together to take all the best aspects of modded Minecraft and put the bits we enjoy, and we think you’ll enjoy, into a server based in vanilla Minecraft.

From our keyboards to yours, I present to you, player, Bastion MC.

~ Final

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ams pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

We are small growing Pixelmon server With many fun things such as Gyms Events and we even allow people to Join teams such as team rocket or team Plasma!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fables fantasy rp

Nations, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, War

Fables and Fantasy RoleplayThe New Roleplaying experience in Minecraft!

What does it mean?Fables and Fantasy is the ultimate RP experience. Set in a medieval fantasy universe on the beautiful lands of Eden. In this world you van do whatever what you want!Want to be a trader? A grand wizard? Or maybe a scheming politician, that or you want to take the criminal path…? Everything is possible in Eden. Make it happen!

Join our discord to join the server!https://discord.gg/fablesfantasyrp

Dynmap:

http://play.fablesfantasyrp.com:8083/

What else do we offer?Together with amazing gameplay we offer a unique minecraft experience! As stated before everything is possible in Eden. Your character, your rules!Epic locations for your character to explore and adventure in! Find the rules on our discord. Check out our announcements for images!A lot of lore to give locations flavor and life! Discover long lost secrets or use their information to further your agenda and work your way up to the top…Eden is a place to make or break your character. To go from a humble peasant to a proud Emperor. Or from a fugitive to a mighty warrior.

What is our purpose?Our goal is to create a safe environment for players to get used to roleplaying.In addition we offer a hub for experienced roleplayers to make their mark on Eden for the years to come!We want to illustrate that everyone in our community can make a difference. We would like to get used to our players and to welcome you in our community!https://discord.gg/8vNxzawWkv

For the experieced?We still have several starter nations opened for new Nation Leaders. These are:A desert nation and a jungle nation, both of which you can write exactly the way you want. If you have a group ready to join we can talk about other nations as well.

ATTENTION:In order to play on Fables and Fantasy we ask you to fill in a “character application” on our discord! We do this to safeguard the quality of roleplay in Eden. A loremaster will quickly judge your character application.When your character has been verified you’re allowed to partake in our adventure on Fables and Fantasy!

All screenshots and showcases of our maps were buildon Fables and Fantasy, previously known as Feudalrealms, do not use, or sell these maps as yours!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PandiaMC

PvE, Survival

PandiaMC is a survival server with many different features- Infinite elytra flight, 3d vehicles that don’t require a texture pack, amazing particles, player tags, many donation ranks, and more! We also have a FULLY custom world, this includes completely custom structures like OP temples, ect, ect. Our 3D Vehicle plugin allows you and your friends to drive around in Bikes, Cars, Planes, Helicopters, Tanks and more to come, this also does not require a resource pack!.

We can’t wait to see you on the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Jenp

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Minecraft Jenp! Our awesome gamemodes:

Skywars Survival Factions

Join now! @ IP: minecraft.jenp.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Airidale prison

Classic Prison

Since 2016 Airidale Classic Prison has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!

We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shop, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GalacticCraft

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

This is a new OPSkyBlockk server out now -no lagg -mcmmo and much much more so come on and have fun

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Reverieclub ls

Economy, Life, PvP, Survival

ReverieClub SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!

• Practice CPVP – Practice your skills at crystal pvp and become the best!

• ECONOMY- Minecraft SMP just like the DonutSMP economy!

We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join!

IP: reverieclub.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft4ever

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft4ever is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft 247 server. On our server we use Spigot to extend the functionality of vanilla Minecraft and offer a unique experience. Minecraft4ever has been around for more than 4 years, and what started as a small unknown server, hosted on a modest machine in a private home, is now a recognized server that more than 30K people have already used. Dare to get to know a different server, dare to have fun.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EscapeRestart

Creative, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Creative – Survival – Community

A community dating back from 2009 as TheOne’s and Blocktopia, EscapeRestart offers unique Minecraft gamemodes that cater to a huge variety of Minecraft players, on Java and Bedrock!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.