Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1416	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Star Shards Collected:	106
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Star Shards Collected:	285
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Buildings Constructed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ores Mined:	8640	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.