Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	1523	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	New Chunks Explored:	589576
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	56	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	567
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4678
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	460	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.