Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
New Chunks Explored: 486966 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 961071 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Farms Harvested: 969
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 104
    Magic Items Found: 2593 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 801390 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mines Excavated: 1713
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 527389 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8246 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Crops Grown: 7933 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Runes Activated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Emeralds Found: 4091
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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