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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4253 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!