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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7280 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!