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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4730 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 312645 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 26 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, our server is always busy with school (even though it’s unemployed) and will never let you have a say in what activities we do. And if you dare to speak up about how you’re feeling, get ready for some major guilt-tripping and emotional manipulation.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can witness firsthand the transformation of your girlfriend into her mother! Watch as she critiques your every move, makes fun of your appearance, and completely dismisses any feedback about her behavior. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Just remember, you might want to think twice before getting engaged…just saying.