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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8594 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8311 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, our server is always busy with school (even though it’s unemployed) and will never let you have a say in what activities we do. And if you dare to speak up about how you’re feeling, get ready for some major guilt-tripping and emotional manipulation.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can witness firsthand the transformation of your girlfriend into her mother! Watch as she critiques your every move, makes fun of your appearance, and completely dismisses any feedback about her behavior. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Just remember, you might want to think twice before getting engaged…just saying.