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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9095 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?