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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6014 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?