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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2113 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?