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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5967 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?