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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6032 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5327 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?