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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9141 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?