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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4997 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?