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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8461 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?