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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6653 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 188 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1867 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?