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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7479 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?