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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8160 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 130 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?