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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2011 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 7788 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6874 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?