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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4083 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?