Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your daddy issues? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and blocky fun!

Our server is like therapy, but way cheaper! Dive into a world where you can build your own happy place and leave all your emotional baggage behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Just like how your mom thought she was helping by dropping bombshells about your dad, we’re here to drop some bombshells of fun on you! Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild on our server.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on this epic Minecraft experience. Join now and leave those old wounds behind – unless you want to build a monument to your daddy issues, we won’t judge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Chimeras Created: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 437 Ores Mined: 3207
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Farms Harvested: 994

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 937
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Dimension Hops: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 279239 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ores Mined: 741 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Enchantments Applied: 66
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 242
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 New Chunks Explored: 767535
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 111
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 263 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Runes Activated: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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