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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2246 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.
But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?