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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5065 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.
But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?