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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7921 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1179 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 95 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.
But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?